(Source: shaysb)
When your sneeze turns into a fucking death metal scream
I want to sleep with you, in the most innocent sense of the phrase. I don’t know, I guess something about being able to synchronize our breathing to our own heartbeats really attracts me to the idea. I’d love to fall asleep to the sound of your voice and the smell of your hair. If I had my way, we’d cuddle and tell each other childhood stories before finally falling into a silent bliss. I want to sleep with you because I want to see if you snore, and if you do, I’ll tease you about it for the rest of our lives together. I want to be able to wake you up with a dozen kisses, just to stare into your eyes and silently communicate to you just how much I love you, because I just can’t find the words. Look forward to waking up to the smell of pancakes and pure sunshine, but don’t go anywhere. Yes that’s right, I’m cooking you breakfast in bed.
^ this is amazing
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I fake sleep when my family members come in my room so they don’t talk to me
(Source: richs0uls)
That rush when you open Tumblr in public and you don’t know if you’re gonna have a picture of a kitten or a picture of three guys jizzing all over one cracked out looking woman’s face pop up.
lets play “how gay can you be with your best friend without it getting weird”
(Source: puerluna)
How to squat properly
yupppp. she’s got it down.
